Welcome to Rambling Excellence, the internet’s leading source of highly questionable certainty.
This publication was founded after years of rigorous non-research, extensive overthinking, and several conversations that should have ended much sooner than they did. Here, we explore topics of profound insignificance with the confidence normally reserved for Nobel laureates and people commenting on Facebook.
Every article is developed using our proprietary Advanced Rambling Frameworkâ˘, a process that combines curiosity, caffeine, unnecessary rabbit holes, and the occasional complete lack of adult supervision. Topics may include history, science, technology, philosophy, productivity, strange observations, terrible ideas, excellent ideas that accidentally became terrible ideas, and whatever happened to be interesting five minutes before publication.
Our editorial standards are exceptionally high. Before an article is published, it undergoes a rigorous review process consisting of:
- Reading it once.
- Fixing at least three typos.
- Deciding that the remaining ones add personality.
- Publishing anyway.
Some facts are verified. Some are aggressively adjacent to facts. Others simply looked convincing at the time. We encourage readers to maintain a healthy level of skepticism, especially when phrases like “studies probably suggest” or “scientists are almost certainly looking into this” begin appearing.
Our Mission
To wander boldly into subjects no one asked about and emerge several paragraphs later with something that is unexpectedly interesting, mildly educational, or at the very least good enough to send to a friend with the message, “You have to read this.”
Our Scientific Method
- Notice something odd.
- Ask, “Wait… why?”
- Read far too much about it.
- Become accidentally knowledgeable.
- Write about it as though this was the plan all along.
Frequently Unasked Questions
Who writes this?
That information remains classified to protect everyone involved.
Can I trust what I read here?
About as much as you trust a weather forecast made by someone looking out a window.
Is this satire?
Sometimes.
Is it serious?
Also sometimes.
Can it be both?
Now you’re getting the idea.
Official Disclaimer
No laboratory animals were consulted during the creation of this website. Several cups of coffee sacrificed themselves willingly. Side effects of reading Rambling Excellence may include spontaneous curiosity, unnecessary trivia accumulation, delayed bedtime due to “just one more article,” and the sudden urge to explain obscure facts to unsuspecting family members.
Thank you for visiting.